A Catchy Slogan For A Birthday Invite Need A Funny And Catchy Slogan For A Landscape Company That Specializes In Mulching.?

Need a funny and catchy slogan for a landscape company that specializes in mulching.? - a catchy slogan for a birthday invite

I'm going for a Funny T-shirt for my husband as a joke for his birthday. On the front will have their names and companies as a real landscape, "Mike's Landscaping, Inc." I look forward to a fun slogan on the back of the shirt that covers placed on the court roll. The joke in the house stands on mulch is that nobody in the house and always wants to help. Something like "We mulch, so we" or "mulching a way of life for us", etc.